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Unwritten rules of Chattanooga

From traffic to dogs, we’ve compiled tips, tricks, and fun memories we share as locals who know the city like the backs of our hands. Consider this your official list of unofficial Chattanooga rules.

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Whether you’re a Scenic City native or a relative newcomer, there are just some things every Chattanoogan understands to be true.

We asked our readers to share Chattanooga’s unwritten rules, from common city knowledge to relatable trends and local lingo. You won’t find these rules in a handbook, but they are undoubtedly absorbed by the community — and if you’re not from Chattanooga, these might be a little difficult to explain.

The unspoken rule everyone knows

“Rule #1: Chatt-a-noo-ga has *four* syllables. Not three… four.” — WTVC NewsChannel 9

We’ve learned a thing or two from commuting

“Be like the I-24/I-75 and never stop working on yourself.” — Amy M.

“It’s required to go at least 10+ mph over the speed limit on Riverside.” — Cole G.

“If you drive too slow on Amnicola, we WILL be giving you the death stare and there’s no arguing this.” — John R.

“If you don’t need to be on the W Road, don’t take the W Road.” — Katie R.

“Honking in tunnels for fun and friendly back-n-forth.” — Kristin S.

“The ridge cut isn’t about your hair.” — Christine C.

“It’s not a big deal to drive to Atlanta, but don’t expect someone from Hixson to willingly drive to Ooltewah.” — Adrienne R.

Chattanoogan pro tips

“Must own at least one pair of Chacos and drive a Subaru if at all possible.” — Ronald B.

“Two dogs minimum.” — Steven M.

“If it’s made locally, we like it better.” — Jennifer K.

“Rule - Either be a trail runner or rock climber, or know someone who does.” — Caroline O.

“The best neon sign in town says “Hot Doughnuts Now.” And going through the drive thru in your pjs is totally acceptable.” — Jennifer K.

We remember when...

“Ol’ Johnny or Ol’ Jottie is the Olgiati Bridge.” — Tricia H.

“When someone asks you where you went to school, he or she means high school.” — Joe W.

“Unspoken rule was that even if you didn’t buy a flower from Sandy, he’d give it to you for free.” — Wendy F.

“The Town and Country Restaurant!!! Wow...now that was a blast from the past. Who remembers eating there?” — Donna W.

“Yesterday’s…. Ahhhh yesterday’s. That is all. We ALL have those stories.” — Stacey K.

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