Asked: Where would the sorting hat put Chattanooga?
The Scenic City is a magical place already, but what type of wizarding house would it be? | Photo by NOOGAtoday
It’s time to put your magical thinking cap on, readers. Recently, an article came out sorting metropolitan areas of the US into Hogwarts houses, and while Nashville + Memphis were sorted, our Scenic City didn’t make the cut.
As people often say, it’s better to do things yourself anyways, so that leads us to the fun mystery of finding out what house you think best suites Chattanooga — Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, or Hufflepuff?
If you wouldn’t classify yourself as a Harry Potter fan and have no idea why we’re using these silly words, or if you need a refresher, don’t fret. Here are the characteristics of each Hogwarts house:
🦁 Gryffindor
Traits | With the mascot of a lion, this house is full of those who are courageous, daring, chivalrous + have a strong moral compass guiding them.
Weaknesses | Hot-headed in a react first, think later way, reckless + arrogant (sometimes need a slice of humble pie).
🦅 Ravenclaw
Traits | With the eagle serving as its mascot, this house is known for its constant pursuit of knowledge, curiosity, creativity + individualism — for those that are into Enneagrams, Ravenclaws are totally a Type 4.
Weaknesses | Can come off as disconnected from the outside world, arrogant (such know-it-alls) + tend to be loners.
🐍 Slytherin
Traits | These slithering snakes of Hogwarts tend to be ambitious, cunning (a tad-bit cheeky, those Slytherins can be), resourceful + determined when conquering any task.
Weaknesses | With Machiavellian tendencies — “the end justifies the means” — this house tends to be power-hungry and discriminatory to those they don’t see as fit.
🦡 Hufflepuff
Traits | Headed by a badger, this house is loyal, dedicated, honest, and humble (so much in fact, they would blush at this list).
Weaknesses | Can come across as naive or gullible due to their optimism, tend to have lower self-esteem + can lack ambition.
Now that you have an idea of what each house is made of, where would you sort Chattanooga? Editor Haley votes Hufflepuff.
Asked
Where would the sorting hat put Chattanooga?
A. Gryffindor B. Ravenclaw C. Slytherin D. Hufflepuff
Lunch and Learn | Tuesday, July 18 | 12-1 p.m. | UTC Center for Innovation and Entrepreneurship, 311 E. MLK Blvd., Chattanooga | $0-$5 | Hear insights from various industry experts + have thought-provoking discussions during your lunch break.
Get the Led Out | Tuesday, July 18 | 4-10 p.m. | Smith Planetarium, 409 Pond Springs School Rd., Chickamauga, GA | $5-$10 | Spend an evening in a planetarium enjoying a light show set to Led Zeppelin classics.
Wednesday, July 19
Drink Up at Main St. Farmers Market | Wednesday, July 19 | 4-6 p.m. | Main St. Farmers Market, Corner of W. 20th Street + Chestnut Street, Chattanooga | Free+ | This Drink Up Month edition of the farmers market will have several drink features and vendors.
Songwriters Collective | Wednesday, July 19 | 7-9 p.m. | Gate 11 Distillery, 1400 Market St., Chattanooga | Free+ | Musicians of all ages and genres can perform original songs at this open mic night.
Thursday, July 20
Free Ride Day | Thursday, July 20 | 11 a.m.-11 p.m. | Locations vary, Chattanooga | Free | Celebrate Bike Chattanooga’s 11th birthday with a free day pass to unlock unlimited 60-minute rides.
Evolving Our Riverfront Parks: Community Open House | Thursday, July 20 | 4:30-6:30 p.m. | Hunter Museum of American Art, 10 Bluff View Ave., Chattanooga | Free, RSVP | Explore the concepts + provide feedback on the next phase of the ONE Riverfront Plan.
Soapmaking | Thursday, July 20 | 6-8 p.m. | Crabtree Farms, 1000 E. 30th St., Chattanooga | $40 | Learn the basics of cold-process soap making + take your own bars home — all materials provided.
Friday, July 21
“Something Rotten” | Friday, July 21 | 8 p.m. | Chattanooga Theatre Centre, 400 River St., Chattanooga | $25-$30 | This play follows two brothers as they set out to write the world’s very first musical.
Mayor Tim Kelly invites members of the community to attend the 2023 State of the City event on Thursday, Aug. 3 at 6 p.m. at the Walker Theatre. The event will continue conversations about the administration’s “strategic vision for a more prosperous + vibrant Chattanooga.”
Development
The construction of Walker Rocks Park, an inclusive playground for children of all abilities, has been approved. The park will be located in nearby Rock Spring, GA + the purchase order was granted to Chattanooga-based company, Park & Play Structures. (Chattanooga Times Free Press)
Traffic
The SR 153 North ramps (to and from North Access Road) are now closed for repairs. The ramps will remain closed throughout the duration of the project, which is scheduled for completion in November. Detours will be posted. (Chattanoogan.com)
Finance
The Chat 720 Financial Literacy Campaign will take place on Thursday, July 20 with a full schedule of local workshops. The campaign is designed to assist participants with achieving a 720 or higher credit score. Learn more.
Community
The FiveStar Food Fight will return to the Chattanooga Market on Sunday, July 23. The five competitors will utilize ingredients found at the market for their culinary creations that will be presented to a panel of judges. Bonus: Look out for Editor Kristen at the judge’s table.
List
Chatt Taste Food Tours has made USA Today’s list of top 10 food tours in the US. The featured food tour companies were voted as the best of the best by USA Today readers. Congrats, Chatt Taste.
ICYMI
In case you missed it, Hamilton County Schools’ district-wide Day of Service will be on Saturday, July 29. Family volunteers are welcome — children under 16 must be supervised by a parent or guardian. See the full list of projects + sign up.
Featured
Have you checked out Chattanooga Tourism Co.’s CHA Spotlights yet? Discover NOOGA’s places to see + people to know with this video series highlighting the city’s culture, heritage, and arts scene (think: Saxophonist Frank B., The Comedy Catch, the Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Auditorium, and more).*
The Buy
Our new must-have for concerts and baseball games this summer: this clear, stadium-approved backpack. Psst — It’s also great for football games in the fall.*
Drink
Farmers market 🤝 Drink Up Month
Drink Up at the Main St. Farmers Market
Head to a special edition of the Main St. Farmers Market for our Drink Up Month in July. | Photo provided by Main St. Farmers Market
NOOGAtoday’s Drink Up Month is en route to its next stop at the Main St. Farmers Market (located at the corner of Chestnut Street and W. 20th Street) on Wednesday, July 19 from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. See what’s on the menu:
Bird Fork Farm | Iced herbal tea
Chattanooga Culture | Free Palo Santo Wood kombucha with every $20 purchase + 19% off 64 oz. growlers
Feathers & Fruit | Strawberry lemon basil drinking vinegar served cold with club soda
Hernandez Farms | Agua fresca Jamaica with a Chamoy salsa rim
Land to Table Farm | Blackberry + lavender lemonade
New Wave Coffee | Free drink with the purchase of a bag of coffee
Sale Creek Honey Co. | Samples of apple cider vinegar + honey toddy
Wheeler’s Orchard & Vineyard | Samples of lemonade + two pints sold for the quart price
Bonus: Check out raw cow + goat milk offerings from Ada’s Heritage Farm, Fall Creek Farms, and Orchard House Creamery.
I can’t wait to head to the Main St. Farmers Market for our Drink Up Month event, but sipping on delicious drinks won’t be the only thing on my agenda. My fridge could do with a good restock of local produce + you can even find recipes on the market’s Instagram page.
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