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Would you rather: Chattanooga beverage scene edition

Play the classic game to pick which you would rather have as it pertains to local drink items.

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Play a game of “Would You Rather” with us, drink edition.

Photo provided by @unknowncallerbar

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Chattanooga has such an incredible drink scene that we thought it would be fun to bring back the classic slumber party game of “Would You Rather” — get to choosing.

Disclaimer: NOOGAtoday is not responsible for any heated debates that may result from this game.

Would you rather...

  • Get a drip coffee from Velo Coffee Roasters or Mean Mug Coffeehouse?
  • Always have a spot at the bar at Unknown Caller or No Hard Feelings?
  • Enjoy a drink outside at The Rosecomb or The Boneyard?
  • Get happy hour drink deals at Hello Monty or Parkway Pourhouse?
  • Have a first date at Oddstory Brewing Co. or Matilda Midnight?
  • Get a juice at Southern Squeeze or The Local Juicery?
  • Drink only a regular tea from Wildflower Tea Shop & Apothecary for a year or only a tea latte for a year?

Let us know your responses + if you had as much fun as we did, suggest more rounds for future games.

Results

We asked, and you decided your fate folks. Most would rather...

  • Get a drip coffee from Mean Mug Coffeehouse.
  • Have a seat at the bar at Unknown Caller.
  • Enjoy a drink outside at The Rosecomb.
  • Get happy hour drink deals at Hello Monty.
  • Have a first date at Oddstory Brewing Co.
  • Get a juice at Southern Squeeze.
  • Drink only a regular tea from Wildflower Tea Shop & Apothecary for a year.

Note: We love and support all of our local businesses, and we would rather remind everyone this is just a friendly game.

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